He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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