My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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