My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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