I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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