it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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