Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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