I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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