Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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