But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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