The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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