come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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