Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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