belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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