I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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