I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
