Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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