How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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