with your own penis?
She said her name was "party"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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