...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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