There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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