i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He? As in you personified your dick?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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