smell my finger.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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