My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
