Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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