he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Randomize
