How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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