let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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