Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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