Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
