help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Randomize
