White coat. Heels.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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