That's when you crack a 10am beer
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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