Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
