Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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