Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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