your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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