I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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