How'd it feel making her break her religion?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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