like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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