No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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