he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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