It's Friday. Sex?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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