Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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