We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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