Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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