So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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