It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
