What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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