I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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