Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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