my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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